Showing posts with label Dissing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dissing. Show all posts

Saturday, May 09, 2009

The Battlefield

This is it.

The place where all the dragonslaying takes place. Do you see the piles of books? I'm surrounded by piles of books. The multiply over night. They have book-pile sex and make book-pile babies and eventually they'll pounce on me and devour me and there'll be nothing left of me.

Moral: Do not write dissertations on dragons or other kinds of monsters. It only gives your pile of books unholy ideas.


Monday, April 27, 2009

Still alive ...

... but buried in dragons.


Self-imposed deadline is approaching - and I'm completely freaking out. Still need to write two whole chapters (argh!), and some of the research has turned out to be very time-consuming (like counting different editions of one text on google books and abebooks, or trying to find out when specific textual variants were used for the very first time).

Please keep your fingers crossed that I'll manage to finish the dratted diss in time!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Reading, Cake Experiments, & 16th-century Romance

Dratted diss update: Happily (or not so happily) scribbling away on 16th-century romance. Definitely racy reading. Sometimes also giggle-inducing reading. There's love, monsters, ghosts, evil nechromancers, even eviller enchantresses, mystery, murder, and mayhem.


In the third chapter our worthy hero, St George, kills a pair of lions in a most unusual fashion: he first

rent the curled tresses from hys head, that was the colour of Amber [the hair, one supposes, not the head itself], the which hee wrapped about hys armes against the Assault of the Lyons, for he greatly suspected them to be the ministers of hys Tragedie, which indeede so fell out, for at that same instant they descended the dungeon, being brought thither by the Guards of Ianasaries, onely to make a ful period of the Champions life: But such was the inuincible fortitude of Saint George, and so polliticke hys defence, that when the starued Lyons came running on him with open Iawes, he valiantly thrust hys sinnewed Armes into their throats (being wrapped about with the haire of hys head) whereby they presently choaked, and so he pulled out their bloody harts.

Take that, you bad, bad Lyons, you!

Isn't it charming? Of course, after you've read the whole book, your English will probably be ruined forever. So naturally, I had to take preventive steps. I wouldn't want my English to be ruined forever, would I? No, of course not. So, ladies and gentlemen (and Lyons), here's preventive measure No. 1:



Kerry Greenwood's The Castlemaine Murders is my current fun read and my first Phryne Fisher mystery (bought it because the title and the cover are so intriguing). And so far, I'm loving it! It's got an unusual setting (1930s Australia), an unusual heroine (upper class, likes sex, has taken a Chinese lover), and an unusual murder (mummified murder victim). Nice!

As far as the romance reading goes, I'm very partial to Wild Rose Press at the moment, which has quite a lot to do with how their website is set up. I like how they have divided their books into different categories according to theme, setting and time. This makes it very easy for the eager reader to find a whole bunch of, say, contemporary westerns. Very nice if you like cowboys. Very, very nice indeed. 'cause cowboys certainly count as preventive measure #2. :-)

Last week I bought a couple of books by Cindy Spencer Pape, like this one:

The hero of Always a Cowboy isn't just a cowboy of sorts (well, you probably wouldn't call him a real cowboy as he doesn't do much cow-related stuff in the course of the novel) (actually, I don't think he does any cow-related stuff), but he's also a really nice guy. And he's got a bad leg. Poor thing. And the book is a from-friends-to-lovers story. What's not to like?

And then, I also bought this book:


Crazy for the Cowboy. Who could've resisted this sweet cover? Not me. *g*

And now on to preventive measure #3: cake. By now you all know how much I love baking. And how much I love my new Nordic Ware pans. So yesterday I bought this little book:



It's title translates "1 Dough - 50 Cakes." It's a rather neat concept: they give you one basic recipe and then present variants of the same recipe - which basically screams for experimentation. I love baking experiements! So this is what I've got planned for the next few weeks:


  1. Cake with egg liqueur (okay, that's not much of an experiment, but it's been a long time since I last made egg liqueur cake)

  2. Cake with coconut milk and white chocolate

  3. Cake with orange juice, cocoa powder and molten dark chocolate (the combination of cocoa powder and molten chocolate gives you fantastic results when you're making ice cream; I hope the results for cake will be just as fantastic)

Monday, April 13, 2009

Writing the Dratted Diss: The True Story

I wanted to spare you this, I truly did. But it might serve the uninitiated as a dire warning what will happen to you when you're doing a PhD. So, ladies and gentlemen, take a deep breath and brace yourselves for the awful horrors of academia.

On Saturday morning, the world was still a lovely place. Sandy and teh Kitteh were happy.

So happy, in fact, that they were surrounded by butterflies and flowers. (When I took the picture, the butterflies flew away, 'cause they're shy. This is why you get to see only the flowers.)

See how happy we were?


We laughed ...


... and kissed ...


... and played peek-a-boo ...


... and had a really good time.


Yes, we had.


And then I sat down to work on the dratted diss.

Fast forward to 5:00 p.m. ...


(See? I've told you it won't be pretty!)


Need sugar.


Hatez all dragons.



It's a mean, mean world. Full of prepositions and complicated English words. And I've just realised that apparently I don't know the difference between "subtle" and "supple".



Going through proofreads is torture. It's like stripping neikkid and running through the streets while wearing your panties on your head.
I also don't know the difference between "illicit" and "elicit". Well, I do know, but then I sort of don't. If you know what I mean. Stupid English language.

Fast forward to 9:00 p.m. ...


Still at it.


Still terrible.
Tea doesn't help.



I'm a fraud. Who can't speak English.

It's now after midnight ...


What did I mean by "difficult interrelations of jurisdiction"?

I have no clue.


Dragonz have etz me brainz.
And that's the truth.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Academia in Action - 'Tis not Pretty

"I wrote WHAT?!?!? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"


Realising that one has a problem with the stupid English tenses:


"I am a fraud!" *sob*


There is only one thing that can save us now. And you know what it is? This:


Hmmm ....


That's what I'm going to do to the dragons:


Bite them! Where it hurts!!!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Tablescaping - U R Doing It Wrong

This is what my dining table looked like when I was working on the chapter on medieval dragons:

I had fled from the study because my desk was overflowing with my papers, books, more papers, cat hair, a dirty mug, and what not. In addition, working at the dining table provided me with a change of scenery! (When you spend your days shackled to your desk & 'puter, you welcome even the smallest change of scenery! Why, you even come to regard birds sitting on your neighbours' roof as major highlights of your day.)

I'm happy to report that last night, at 11 p.m. I finally managed to kill the last medieval/Renaissance dragon and can now move on to dragons in folk tales. Woohoo! And this is the place where the heroic battle between moi and the loose baggy monster (also known as "dratted diss") took place:


As you can see, post-its are my friends. They are like those animals which help the hero to tear the dragon to pieces in the fairy tale. Yay, go, post-its! Bite the monster's heads off!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

In Proof-Reading Hell


I hate proof-reading. Hate, hate, hate, HATE it! It's worse than marking papers, 'cause when you mark papers you've got at least the consolation that you're reading other people's crap. At the moment, though, I'm forced to read my own crap. Bah.

I had such a good start on this chapter: 64 pages of the odd red squiggle. Then - bam! - I hit the chapter on Terry Pratchett's Guards! Guards! and the pages start looking as if cut my pinkie off like the good sister in the fairy tale, and dribbled blood all over the page. (The good sister in the fairy tale doesn't dribble blood since she's a depthless character and thus lacks any kind of physical and psychological dimension.) It's horrible. It's a massacre. (Have I already mentioned that I hate proofreading???)

Kitteh-picture is from I Can Has Cheezburger. Of course.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Still working on the dratted PhD thingy

... hence more pictures. Like this one: new and improved organisation of the dish cabinet.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Working on the dratted PhD thingy ...

... hence no time for proper posts.
What about pictures instead? Like this one:

Happy cat :-)

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Happy Diss-ing :-)


Isn't it wonderful that just when I'm writing the chapter on emancipated virgin maidens, an encyclopedia on women in SF and fantasy should be published? And it's a truly great reference book on top of that!! Yay! So I spent this day snuggled up on my couch with a big pot of tea, happily leaving through the two volumes and reading entries that might prove to be relevant for my dissertation. That's what I call fun research! :-)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Still not been devoured by the beastly dragons

Time flies like a dragon, and the PhD thingie is coming along nicely. (At least I hope so.) Ordered even more books from abebooks today (this time about Kenneth Grahame).

As I've nothing more amusing to say, I leave you with my favourite song from the 1948 musical THE PIRATE, starring Gene Kelly and Judy Garland. "Some day he will swoop down on me like a chickenhawk and carry me off." It doesn't get any better than that! *g*


Isn't Gene Kelly hot? And these arms -- oh my! (nom-nom-nom)

Now back to the dragons ...

Friday, August 15, 2008

Still Alive


Still alive and working on the PhD thingie. Ordered a gazillion more books on abebooks yesterday. Need another room for my library.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Happy Dance Shortly after Midnight

Today, or rather yesterday, I finished the dratted diss chapter on Victorian parodies. Wooohooo! Took me a whole year, but I've finally done it! Of course, I'll still need to revise it and fill the white spaces in my documentation of sources. Things like, who the heck wrote that the curious movements and the bad balance of the knights in THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS refers to the movements of the knights in a game of chess? And who speculated that Carroll / Dodgson proposed to Alice Liddell's older sister? Or to their governess???


Sunday, July 20, 2008

Sunday Relevations


If I hadn't already loved James R. Dow simply for writing GERMAN FOLKLORE, I would have totally fallen in love with the man once I would have read the first two sentences of the introduction to GERMAN FOLKLORE:
German Volkskunde, or German folklore as it is known outside the German-speaking world, has long been something of an obsession. It began quite innocently, with a course in folk narrative at the Gutenberg Universität in Mainz [...]
Awww! Of course, I know exactly what he is talking about: several years ago, a friend of mine talked me into attending a class on the Grimms' Kinder- und Hausmärchen (Children's and Household Tales, also translated as German Popular Stories) at the institute of folklore, and just like that I was sucked in and decided to take folklore as one of my minor subjects. :) And now folk literature forms a major part of my PhD project. That's what these sneaky folklore people do to you: they make sure that, before you know it, the subject grabs you and never lets you go. *g*

So. Started reading Dow's book this afternoon, and while he somewhat (over)simplifies several things, he has nevertheless written a great, because clear and concise introduction and overview. and, oh my gosh, I've already had some major relevations: it had completely escaped me that Stith Thompson wrote two indeces of folk literature: for one thing, he translated and expanded Antti Aarne's Verzeichnis der Märchentypen (1910) as The Types of the Folk Tale (1928 / rev. 1961); for another, he also put together the six-volume Motif Index of Folk Literature (1955-58). (Goodness knows with what I've been working in the past.) What Dow does not mention, however, is that Aarne-Thompson index has been further expanded by now, namely by Hans-Jörg Uther's The Types of International Folktales (2004).

This is interesting in so far as the types of folk tales are traditionally referred to by their number in the Aarne-Thompson index (abbreviated as either AT or AaTh); "Cinderella," for example, is AaTh 150A. Apparently, this old classification has now been replaced by the ATU (Aarne-Thompson-Uther) system. Of course, tales taken from the Grimms' Household Tales are also referred to by their position in the 1857 edition (= last edition done by the Grimms themselves - is there a specific term for that?). Thus, "Cinderella" is also known as KHM 2.

Confused yet? ;-)

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday Update

Spent the day correcting exams - duh. But, hopefully, tomorrow will bring an end to corrections -- at least for the time being. Yay! I'll be finally able to concentrate on my thesis once again. :)

Speaking of the thesis, I'll be going on a research trip to London in September. (All right, all right, this is only a very elaborate excuse to look at even more Dickie Doyle goodies and squee with delight in the library of the Victoria & Albert Museum. *g* But even with much squeeing, it's still research for the dissertation.) (How clever of me to pick a squee-worthy topic for my thesis! *ggg*)


I hope I'll be able to squeeze in some time for a day trip (or at least half-a-day trip) to Oxford in order to visit the Pitt Rivers Museum, which is my all-time favourite museum. Besides, the frame story of the Novel That Has Finally Achieved WIP Status opens in the Pitt Rivers. And I can even show you the exact location: click here (you need QuickTime), then turn around 180° until you face the other display case. I believe the objects my heroine (Louise Murray, called Birdy) is looking at are in the showcase next to it on the left. (See? That's something I need to check out. And whether the museum is still as dimly lit as it was in 1998.)

And speaking of books: I'm still happily glomming Suzanne Brockmann. I'm currently reading THE DEFIANT HERO -- and I love it, love it, love it! :)

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Successful Dissing


Spent the better part of the afternoon on the trail of "I smell the blood of an Irishman." I know it's first and foremost a reference to "Jack and the Beanstalk," but I was wondering whether there's actually an Irish fairy tale which uses these words (Yeats doesn't count; the CELTIC TWILIGHT was published several years after my source).

And I can only say once again: thank heavens for google.books and amazon's search-inside feature! :-)

All in all, these past two days the dissing was absolutely terrific: I wrote about seven pages in all, which is some kind of record for this particular chapter! And what's even better: I'm about to finish the dratted monster chapter (not a chapter on monsters, but the chapter turned out to be the monster!)!!! Wheee!!! Only three to five more pages and then it's all done! (The chapter, that is, not the diss.)

Friday, June 20, 2008

Dissing with St. George


Spent the afternoon scribbling away and added two more pages to the dissertation (have I already mentioned that academic writing is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow?). At one point I got the 13th-century GOLDEN LEGEND, the late 16th-century SEVEN CHAMPIONS and 19th-century versions of THE SEVEN CHAMPIONS all mixed up and spent ten minutes blinking stupidly at the monitor.

Spent ten more minutes trying to figure out a 19th-century reference to clump-soled shoes. Were such shoes worn by soldiers? Probably. Google Books proved maddingly unhelpful in this as the relevant books have all only the stupid snippet preview. Argh!

Used terms that refer back to my theory chapter: "specific parody" and "hostile parody". Very good.
Which means I've really earned a nice bedtime story, haven't I? ;)

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Still not abducted by slimy green aliens ....

Contrary to certain rumours, no UFO has landed in our backyard (scaring the poor kois witless), and no horrid slimy, green aliens have dragged me away screaming and kicking (scaring the poor kois witless all over again). No, the kois were busy sunning themselves and making koi babies.

And moi? I've been busy with my uni job. Things are a bit tense at the moment thanks to the whole university reform that's going on in Germany. This winter we'll switch from our old system to the BA / MA system, and let me tell you, as always when politicians come up with brilliant ideas, it's a real headache for the people actually involved in the whole mess. Duh.

On to more cheerful matters: a recent search on abebooks rendered some great finds for my PhD project: I've bought yet another edition of THE SEVEN CHAMPIONS OF CHRISTENDOM as well as another edition of WHERE THE RAINBOW ENDS. The latter was a children's play written by Clifford Mills and John Ramsay, with music by Roger Quilter. It was first performed in the Christmas season 1911 and became an instant it. Indeed, it even rivalled PETER PAN in popularity. Both plays were regularly shown at Christmas, and generations of English children grew up with the story of Rosamund and Crispian Carey and their friends Jim and Betty Blunders, who travel to the land where the rainbow ends and defy the horrible Dragon King.

Ever since the plane with Rosamund and Crispian's parents was lost, the two children have lived with their horrid aunt and uncle. But one day, Rosamund discovers a mysterious book, called "Where the Rainbow Ends", in the library and reads:
Now whosoever shall read this book whose faith is strong and heart pure, will find ere they close its pages the way to the land where the rainbow ends. There blooms the flower of happiness which grows in no other clime, and here all lost loved ones found. [...] Now all who would reach this fair land must first pass through the dread country of the Dragon, which bars the way - and herein many perils and dangers are encountered. Happy are they who early find Faith's Magic Carpet to bear then [sic] safely on their way [...]

With the help of a magic carpet and the genie that's hidden in the carpet the Carey children enlist St. George as their champion before they fly away. In order to reach the land where the rainbow ends, they have to cross Dragon Wood, resist the lure of the boy Slacker, and fight their evil aunt and uncle. They are eventually taken prisoner by the Dragon King and his minions. But thanks to Rosamund's quick thinking, they're able to put together a somewhat crude flag of St. George which they fly over the ramparts of the Dragon King's castle. With a bang and a clash and a blinding light, St George appears, fights against the Dragon King and finishes the villain off. While the stage is flooded with light, St. George shows the children the way to the land where the rainbow ends, where they are reunited with their parents.

Much to my delight I've recently not only found a CD with the music of WHERE THE RAINBOW ENDS but also the issue of the old theater magazine PLAY PICTORIAL in which the play is discussed. Whee! And YouTube, too, turns out to be a real treasure trove: here's an interview with Valerie Langfield, the author of Quilter's biography. If I'm not mistaken, the intro music is from WHERE THE RAINBOW ENDS:



Monday, February 25, 2008

Even more critics with a sense of humour

I'm still working on that dratted parody chapter for the PhD thingy (the end-of-semester hell is really bad if you want to get some other work done apart from corrections and exams ... *roll eyes*), and now I'm reading Northrop Frye's (btw, "Northrop" is not included in the Oxford University Press's CONCISE DICTIONARY OF FIRST NAMES) ANATOMY OF CRITICISM (with a new foreword by Harold Bloom). While leafing through Frye's "Polemical Introduction" I was happy to note that here again is a critic with a sense of humour:
Most critical efforts to handle such generic terms as "epic" and "novel" are chiefly interesting as examples of the psychology of rumor. Thanks to the Greeks [i.e. Aristotle], we can distinguish tragedy from comedy in drama, and so we still tend to assume that each is the half of drama that is not the other half. When we come to deal with such forms as the masque, opera, movie, ballet, puppet-play, mystery-play, morality, commedia dell'arte, and Zauberspiel, we find ourselves in the position of the Renaissance doctors who refused to treat syphilis because Galen said nothing about it.

Tee-hee. :-)

~*~

I've been thinking for some time now about doing a podcast for my courses at uni. But -- would anybody other than my students be interested in a British-history-in-9-weeks class? Or in a series of lectures on Thackeray?

And what about the name for such a podcast?

PodLit

Literature for Everyone

Books, Cats, and Me

*scratching my head*

Friday, February 01, 2008

Second Degree Lit

Have I ever mentioned that I don't particularly like literary theory? For the PhD thingie I have to write a chapter on parody, and what seemed to be relatively easy at first -- give a definition of parody -- turned out to be a walk through a field of quicksand. At the moment, I'm reading Gérard Genette's PALIMPSESTS: LITERATURE IN THE SECOND DEGREE, and while I was sort of fine in chapters 1-7, he sort of lost me shortly thereafter. It does not really help that his examples are mostly taken from French literature, of which I know about zilch, nor that he is so, so fond of transgressions, nor that he is also fond of the phrase "We will come back to this point" / "More about this later" (argh!). It probably doesn't help either that I'm reading Genette's own work in translation. Look here: "For serious imitations we may borrow from ancient usage a term that is more or less synonymous with pastiche or with apocrypha but is also more neutral than its competitors. That term is forgery." (???)

At least Monsieur Genette has got a sense of humour: in chapter 7 he gives a rough outline what he'll be doing in the rest of his study, and finishes with: "Then it will be time to conclude and to put away our tools, for nights are chilly in this season." :)

Sweet.